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Here's a mini-excerpt from Chapter 5 in GWAHM. Without giving away any spoilers, this chapter involves Teeny Templeton, the main character of GWAHM, who needs a place to spend the night. The following scene describes a (fictional) pink house on Rainbow Row in Charleston's historic district:
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from Gone With a Handsomer Man, Teeny Templeton speaking:
I walked past an oval staircase. Paintings of angry-looking women stared down from the walls, silently warning me not to touch anything. I’d never seen this much finery, not even at Miss Dora’s home, and it scared me.
I stopped in front of a table and dropped the tasseled key chain into a crystal bowl. A piece of glass chipped off and skittered to the floor. I leaned over to examine the bowl. Waterford. I’d been in the house three minutes and I’d already damaged a priceless artifact.
I squatted beside the staircase, fit my inhaler into my lips, and sucked in the bitter Ventolin. I was dying for a cup of tea but when I get tired, I get clumsy. Even if I drank water from the tap, I’d break the faucet. If I stayed longer than a night, I’d want to cook barbecued ribs and fry a batch of coconut shrimp, but a house like this cried out for cheese soufflĂ© and cold watermelon soup.
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I couldn’t see myself cooking here. I’d inherited the untidy gene—all the Templeton women had it. We cooked from scratch, creating feather-light biscuits. But we also made epic messes.
I wasn’t built for high class living. I let the dishes pile up in the sink; I didn’t always eat at the table. Home was a place where I could eat Oreo Cakesters in bed. Only I couldn’t get home. And I was stuck in a museum.
To learn more about Teeny and to read about the latest Okra Picks--books that have been handpicked by booksellers--visit Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance. I am thrilled that they've chosen Gone With a Handsomer Man as a Spring Okra Pick. I want to thank all of my blogger friends for being patient and supportive while I've been writing. You know who you are, and I love you dearly.
I hope everyone has a festive St. Patricks's Day and a food-filled, relaxing weekend. This will help everyone navigate to all of the recipes and the talented, hard-working bloggers behind the recipes. If you are new to Foodie Friday and need more info, here's an in-depth TUTORIAL. If you're participating in this week's recipe exchange, please add your recipe and permalink. NOTE: I'm trying out a new Mr. Linky with thumbnails. Please let me know if you like it or not. After you select a photo, it will say PENDING for a short while, then it will be visible. I want FF to be user-friendly and fun, so if you could just add your vote, I'd be grateful. Thanks!




Haha your disclaimer is so funny.
ReplyDeleteBut since you insist, I will go to Ireland with you. But you must promise me to take me to all of the great place with amazing food.
AND
then come back and cook it so I can be impressed and try it myself.
Mr. Goodwill Hunting
Mr.Goodwill. I wish I had a long straw that reached to Ireland bx I need some Irish coffee right now.
ReplyDeleteI hope Mr. Linky fixes the photo thumbnails. The "pending" is scaring Mister.Yikes.
Linkies are fixed!
ReplyDeleteHappy St. Patrick's Day! As always, your food photos look incredible and I'm really excited about your new book and giving it to my Mom for Mother's Day (audio). She's going to love it.
ReplyDeleteI have been having problems with the Foodie Friday button code. When I enter it in, the end result is a short text link and not the photo, so I may go in and just do a "Foodie Friday" text link if it's a problem again today.
Have a wonderful weekend!
Sorry, but I never could get the photo linky to allow me to post a photo. I tried removing the popup blocker, but I still couldn't get a photo on. I loved your post...I think I was born in Ireland in my other life:) I've always had an affinity for anything Irish. My mom said that I was born with a green spoon in my mouth. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
ReplyDeleteDebbie, you can email me a photo designsbygollum@gmail.com or give me permission to use one from your blog post, and I can insert the image into linky.
ReplyDeleteNo eating anything green for me today - stomach off on a tangent. :(
ReplyDeleteI can so relate to your reason for not taking pictures - I have been trying to get things in order for a house full arriving for a few days.
Enjoy your evening.
Hey, ladies and gents, please let me know what you think of this new Mr. Linky with thumbnails. I want FF to be easy for everyone to use! I'm not sure Linky has his kinkies worked out, though.
ReplyDeleteHi Michael, I like the linky parties with the thumbnails--it seems so much more festive, just like a good party should be! I had trouble putting up a photo--it says "pending" on my link ( #15) and maybe it will eventually show up. If it does not, you have my permission, since you were so kind to request it, to use any photo from my blog for anything you would ever like! :) In addition to my linked post I have a later one with photos of Dublin and Ireland, so if you are missing the Emerald Isle you can get a little dose of green there! Congratulations on being chosen as an Okra book--I am going to check our local independent bookstore up north here and see if they are featuring it, and I will suggest that they do so! Thank you for hostessing this party. Linda
ReplyDeleteI like the thumbnails too but as Linda just said, some are still pending.
ReplyDeleteMy thumbnail still says PENDING??? I don't know if I did it correctly or not. I wanted to insert the carnations from my blog. You have my permission to insert it. I do like the pictures on the thumbnail:) Happy St. Patrick's Day to you:)
ReplyDeleteAll I had to do was refresh your page and my picture appeared!!!!! Love your new look:)
ReplyDeleteLove a little 'change-up' now and then! Love all of those green cupcakes ;) Happy St. Patrick's Day, Michael!
ReplyDeleteHi ML,
ReplyDeleteTry inkinkz.com. Much easier to use!
I love all things Irish also!
Thanks for hosting!
My Heavens how I have missed your beautiful food, blog and you my sweet friend. It feels so wonderful to be back in blogland and to be back in Foodie Friday. As always thanks for hosting. much love. Jess
ReplyDeleteHappy St. Patrick's Day to you as well! Thanks for hosting; I'm all linked up and I LOVE the new thumbnails. I hope that you'll stop over to my blog and link up a great post on my get-together too. Ciao!
ReplyDeleteSo wish I had an Irish Coffee right now! The photos are gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteI really had difficult with Mr Linky ~ hope all is ok w/my posting.
Pat
I like the way this linky works but, it was time consuming for me to get a picture in. I had to go back to my pictures on my computer, pull up the one I wanted to use and then resize it to fit. It would not accept the one from my post or from my regular file of pictures. And the pending this is kind of a bummer as well.
ReplyDeleteLove the excerpt from your book. can't wait to read the whole book!
oops, I meant I like the way this linky LOOKS, not works.
ReplyDeleteHi Michael,
ReplyDeleteI love the thumbnails, I did not have any problem. I have a large linky party on Thursday, Full Plate Thursday and I have thumbnails and everyone loves them. Thank you for hosting and have a great week end!
Oh, Kinky Linky, I'm gone, baby, gone with a handsomer, easier site for next week's FF.
ReplyDeleteMichael Lee, wishing you a Happy St. Pat's Day even though it's just about over. LOL
ReplyDeleteI love your disclaimer. Your sense of humor is the best. Can't wait to have that new book in my hands to read from cover to cover.
Great news to hear that you are already at work on yet another book. Congratulations again! ~ Sarah
We had a wonderful St. Patrick's Day celebration today, but I am saving the dinner for this weekend when my husband returns.
ReplyDeleteHi Michael,
ReplyDeleteI wanted to show you a Linky party on another blog that I just love the look of. The photos are a little larger than most and it is all very clean and easy to see and read.
The blog is called Sweet As Sugar Cookies.
http://sweet-as-sugar-cookies.blogspot.com/2011/03/sweets-for-saturday-8.html
I just uploaded my photo and there are 3 of us marked "pending" right now. It is kinda crazy to have to keep checking back to make sure it's up there! I have had that happen on a couple of other Linkies too. It seems like everything was going good with the Linkies until the company started charging for the service- ever since then they are all slow!
ReplyDeleteThis week I am sharing my recipe for Toasted Coconut Chocolate Chunk Cookies. They are amazing tasting and they are gluten free (if you don't have issues with gluten, you can use "regular" flour.
Thanks for hosting!
I really liked looking at all the pictures of St. Patty's day inspiration. I hope yours was festive.
ReplyDeleteI submitted the photo/thumbnail issue to Mr. Linky, but even he, it seems, has gone to bed. Earlier, he promised that the thumbnail issue should be resolved by tomorrow. The way it's set up now, for each photo, I have to go through several steps to get Linky to publish the thumbnail. Apparently it's a glitch. I'm sorry about this. Hindsight is 20/20. If you see a "pending" for your image, don't worry, the link to your blog still works--just like the old Linky. I'll stay up awhile longer to add new thumbnails. If you add an image after 1 am central, it won't be "live" until I can add it tomorrow morning--or until Linky has been de-glitched. Next week, I will be using inlinkz, which apparently is much more user friendly. Thanks for hanging in there!
ReplyDeleteJust uploaded....This week I am sharing my recipe for how to make Indian flat bread....thanks for hosting...
ReplyDeleteI like the thumbnail pics but they are taking forever to load, and other blogs must use something else as it seems to be more instant. A good idea though, and thanks for hosting ...
ReplyDeleteI think a lot of sites are having issues with the 'pending' thing. Don't worry, I'm sure they will sort it out eventually! Another lovely post as usual :) I'm really looking forward to your new book. Thank you for hosting.
ReplyDeleteI cook just like teeny.. epic messes. In the best of all possible worlds I would have a tiny cleaning sprite that followed after me as I twirled through the kitchen. Can't wait for the book... St Pats flew by, didn't it.. nice to see all the green to remind me!
ReplyDeleteGorgeous food photos. Looking forward to checking out all the great links!
ReplyDeleteThanks for hosting, I linked with a trail bar recipe. Not sure the photo will appear, after choosing my photo and clicking done, the page just sat there and no photo appeared with my link. Ah well...have a relaxing weekend.
ReplyDelete-Brenda
ML, I just did my annual St Patrick's Day blog with inlinz and it worked well.It lets the number of columns too,5 seemed to work well.
ReplyDeleteGood job on making the Spring Okra Pick!!! Thanks for hosting!!
ReplyDeleteLooking over these recipes I wish Id done something St. Patty's Day themed. Instead I whipped up a batch of non-traditional empanadas which are a huge hit with my family (and they're frugal to boot)
ReplyDeleteI'm loving the new thumbnail feature on Foodie Friday! :) Thank you for hosting! Take care and have a wonderful weekend!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the new thumbnail "linky's" YAY!
ReplyDeleteEveryone's photos look so much more attractive.
We LOVE you Michael!
Have a fabulous weekend with lot's of Bailey's Irish Cream ~ Lisa xo
Had to comment after reading your photo disclaimer to say I truly had to LOL, relating SO to the pig-sty reference right now.
ReplyDeleteEver since a certain baby princess in our household started making it known who was really going to be in charge at 30 weeks gestation... our home has not been the same. Once she figures out how to walk and can play with her big brother... the pig-sty situation in our home hopefully can be remedied! Ahem!!
:)